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thebigblackwolfe:

theblackandgreenmartian:

theblackandgreenmartian:

I see people on my dash saying bananas are disgusting yet I see y’all talking about eating ass on my dash 24/7.

You’ll eat ass but you wont eat bananas what is the world coming to?

Ass tastes better.

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
Hate

missmassacre666:

The phrase ‘how are you single?’

I am a god damn mess masquerading as an adult. That is why I am single.

I also have like negative game, so there’s that as well.

hitterlick:

*likes your sexual post to let u know I’m down*

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

if you were wondering this is the image image

bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET