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French Friend:  well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
American Friend:  THOUSAND?
French Friend:  Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

bizclit:

Roses are red 
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face

zic0sdreads:

xxxxxxxxbearded-glory:

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

"Do you know anything about Star Wars?"

duncatra:

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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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