exp0rted:
we all have that one follower who we want to sexually destroy
(via savviesodapop95)
iamtonysexual:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
(via nerdycommunity)
cheeky-jackharries:
avatar-rokuu:
veryscarytwist:
how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS

AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS
AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS

(Source: madturbating, via iammoonmoonthewolf)
fancifullauren:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is im just gonna show them this post
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dinogatorr:
nerdgirlconfessions:
I find to hard to believe that every character who ever digs up a grave does so in a perfect rectangle.
im looking at you dean winchester
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